Sex Calories

Yo peeps, for those who would like to burn down some CALORIES yeah you should check this out man:



CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!!!
1.REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
-With her consent 12 Calories (Tf it's your 1st time)
-Without her consent 2,187 Calories (When ur hormones are raging, just do it)


2.OPENING HER BRA
-With both hands 8 Calories (Typical,take ur time)
-With one hand 12 Calories (Unless you are Louis Koo LOL)
-With your teeth 485 Calories (Haven't try yet)


3.PUTTING ON A CONDOM
-With an erection 6 Calories (Any dick n harry will sing karaoke)
-Without an erection 3,315 Calories (Unless the fella got ED)


4.POSITIONS
-Missionary 12 Calories (The most common & easy)
-69 lying down 78 Calories (Win-win position, I like)
-69 standing up 812 Calories (Too hard to execute, will try out one day)
-Wheelbarrow 216 Calories (Need a strong women to do it)
-Doggy Style 326 Calories (Yeah,spank me boy)
-Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories (Italian women loves it)


5.ORGASMS
-Real 112 Calories (The best part ever!)
-Fake 1,315 Calories (I don't give a damn! Jus continue my JOB~)


6.POST ORGASM
-Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories (The most ideal way to close the deal)
-Getting up immediately 36 Calories (Yeah after hugging & cuddling)
-Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories (Erm to pee?!)


7.GETTING A SECOND ERECTION
If you are:
-20-29 years 36 Calories (Mentally it's a problem, but physically erm a bit susah la)
-30-39 years 80 Calories (Erm unless he take another pill)
-40-49 years 124 Calories (Should be ok I guess for these uncles)
-50-59 years 1,972 Calories (Unsure about this, better ask ur father)
-60-69 years 7,916 Calories (I have no idea if they still can physically do it)
-70 and over Results are still pending (Gotta ask Hugh Hefner for this)


8.DRESSING AFTERWARDS
-Calmly 32 Calories (No a problem to all alpha males)
-In a hurry 98 Calories (No need to be in a rush)
-With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories (Better rush)
-With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories (Aduhai better book a hotel next time)


I came across this while I was too boring or what but anyhow I think these are REASONABLE! LOL.