Staggering & Embarrassment Night

Yesterday's afternoon Han, Keat & I paid a visit to Fei's house. And yeah I have to say that I was feeling a bit sick while driving to Fei's house actually. I have no idea why. Then due to etiquette matter, before we shown up, we went to Tesco to buy some stuffs as a gift to Fei. We did played the poker card for "a while" without tokens, ate somthing & drank TWO PACK OF CHRYSANTHEMUM TEA before we winded to Darren. Last night we held a small "Yu Shang" party in Darren's house. I would say his "cooking skill" has been improve a lot compare to last last year's X'mas party's dinner. Hope he will notice this sentence which I'm praising him actually. Hee. Eli came for the party! Aiks I DID asked her to come over and join us previous days, BUT she said don't want la.. Then due to Jason's somehow of problems yeah I would say "problems" lol she came. MOREOVER she treated Jason ITALIANNESS, too~~ Aiks LOL. While the party was going on the halfway, somehow dizziness flew over my mind. Damn it. I tried not to move a lot, sat still and relaxed. Yes, it did helped a bit. But the terrible thing came. Shooting! Shot before we mixed up the "Yu Shang". I knew I was tremendously sick! My vision was getting blurred and whitened! My gosh. It's hard for me to keep on posting and standing at the same position I knew I gotta lay down or took a sit asap! After minute"s" of shooting, finally they start to mix up the "Yu Shang". Wheu~~ I just simply made a few sweep on the dish and quickly got my butt sticked to the chair. Now the worst thing came! I was still in dizziness and I heard somebody spoke quiet loudly with "Hey Dave, what's wrong with you? Your face looked really pale!" Then everyone started to turn and stared at me! My god it's so embarrassing man! I knew exactly how sick I was, how pale was my face and lips and even the flush over my face didn't helped at all! But I insisted and told them "I'm fine!" Lol. Darren got me a cup of warm water which helped a lot indeed. Thanks man. Then I thought of whether I could even drove safetly back to my house or not although it's just few streets over Darren's. Fortunately, I made it. Thanks god. The first thing that I did when I got into my home was-stripped away all my clothes, left the boxer and staggered to the fridge to take my panadol before I threw myselves onto the bed. Somehow I couldn't fell asleep, after about half an hour my family came back. My younger bro was the first one who noticed that I was in my bed and "Mom, come and see Hong quickly. He is..." he shouted. Then my mom and my older brother rushed in and scrutinized me. I believed they were in shocked rather than surprised. "What's wrong with you?" "What you had eaten?" "Are you all right?" Keep grumbling around my ears. The most"out of accord" was "Did you consumed "Fai-Zai"(Kind of drug!)?" My older bro said. My godness. What?! Do I used to give my parents and siblings an imagine that I'll take drug or I took?! Lol. When I got up in this morning, oh no suppose to be afternoon indeed I realised that I was in real sick, sore throat, cough, cold, fever and slight headache!

Sher's The Week Of Moody-Biz Cafe

This weekdays were dear Sher's moddy week. Due to this problem, she wished to hang out with YG to resolve her recent doubts and releasing every tiny grudge. Last night, we gathered at SOHO KL's Biz Cafe after we met dear Yiing with her Yam Sik Gang. And they were celebrating Egg's Birthday in Ole-Ole, a restaurant which I'm going to try out next time and soon may be. As usual, we, YG chitchatted a lot. From Sher's recent incidents to Yiing's relationship's problem (and some special problem, too. Lol). Then Darren's grumble about his "eating ramee in barely 10minutes"! Besides that, we did touched about our further/future planning. Which really did arouse my enthusiasm, eagerness and dread toward them. Sigh. Erm yeah before I off to my novel, I hereby wishing my dear families, relatives, friends and gangs a Gorgeous, Prosperous, Sparkling and Happy Chinese New Year!

Release of A-Level Result

Wheu finally the result came out. How was it? How was it? & How was it? Ex-classmates, relatives & friends started to circling in this quetion early in the morning! That's making me crazy. Lol. Ok erm I just manage to a C for my favorite subject-Maths! I'm kind of a bit disappointed for this one. And yeah damn it an E for my phys!!! Then follow by an U(ungraded) for my worst subject-Chem and ouh this is kinda amazing I managa to get a C for General Paper. I was quiet surprise to notice that there is a C for GP actually. At first I thought I'll get an U for it. Anyway GP doesn't help much to me for my futher studies. It'll do in application for cadet pilot under SIA. Then now my plan is erm.. Yeah it's quiet for me to get into uni but I don't feel like going for diploma anyway. So I'll struggle into uni with degree in aeronautical engineering or science in aviation. Yeah no doubt it's either aeronautical eng. or sc. in aviation. Degree? Yes it's! Okay I think my next step should be erm going to uni"s" to do my survey about ADTP with the relevant courses. Last but not least, I'm going to share a nice person here-Fong. She is my cousin/god sis. Just now she sent me messages to ask about my result and I told her everything how bad is my result and what I'm going to later. Everything. I would said she do concerning me. The messages are like these, bro..how's yr result? how many subject u take? This is the first one then followed by but atleast got 2 credits, jus don upset ya,my bro..u had pay hardwork on them..nextime come out, I buy u a mean for yr hardwork..promise to u!^u* Yeah it's nice to have a god sis like her. Then the last one-Nvm..is my pleasure of buying a mean for my leng zai bro..someore,mamak mee consider a meal also..hahaha..c u nex mon.. She is nice. Last time when I got my SPM result she did concern about my result and my feeling too. A big thanks to her-my dear god sis. Muack!



P/S:Hey sis you still owe me a precious meal huh!! Hee.

About My Sweet Bali Trip With YG (Edited)

I know it's quite lame that I have told a number of my friends regarding I'll post stuffs about my Bali Trip with YG no matters photos or stories. But now I happen to be lazy. LOL. So yeah for photos you guyz may go to my facebook's profile or anyone of the members from YG and you will get to see what we DID in BALI! On the other hand, for stories I'll share them with you all right here. Okay erm where should I start... I think I would just share something really SPECIAL enough if not there'll be lots and lots to go with. Basically, this is a fantastic trip with DEAR YG and yeah you guyz won't know how FUN/YAM were we in a JACUZZI bathtub while overnight in Ubub (Green Field Guesthouse). Ubub it's kinda like Ulu Yam but full with places to shopping and stalling with. No doubt ask for DISCOUNT anytime anywhere which is a must for anyone who plan to go there. Yeah cakap BAHASA lah mereka akan berasa lebih close dengan kamu for sure. Futhermore, tourisi attraction like Nusa Dua(For crystal clear beaches with hotties), Uluwatu(For seaside seafood dinner comes along with glorios sunset), Tulang Raja(A place for us to enjoy water rafting), Kintamani( For cheap buffer comes along with picturesque Kintamani Volcano), Tanah Lot(A graceful temple where actually I get sunburned yeah thanks for the curse from Ms. Janice), Sukawait & Ubu Market(Where it's time for you to bargain!!!(and lots and lots of kind of temple stuffs like Gua Gajah, Pura Tirta Empul and so on... However, Kuta where we really did SHOPPING SHOPPING and SHOPPING! Especially surfpants, omg yeah it reminds me something there is surf school near to Ocean Beach(Kuta) a place where I'm sure I'll go to during my 2nd visitation to Bali. What's more erm clubbing?! At first we planned to do our bungy jump in 66 club AT NIGHT but unfortunely it's close during that time we been there. It's quite disappointed but I'm satisfied by the atmosphere of Bounty Discotheque which really is a disco rather calling it as a club o what. The street is full of bars. clubs, discos and so on... Bounty Discotheque is no doubt one of the most happenning. I would say I enjoy myselves with YG in this precious trip and yeah for my "captured equipment" from Bali are few Coke cans, 2 pairs of ORIGINAL Quiksilver surfpants, few packs of unique cigarettes, one bottle of Limited Edition Chivas Regal, fake dicks, and some snacks. And finally it's time to annouce the total traveling expenses of my trip. Guess what?! I just spend merely RM1400 only for everything every single fare(Accomodation, transportation fees, cuisines, entrance fees, shopping...EVERYTHING!) Anyway it's cheap indeed. Last but not least, for my 2nd visitation to Bali I'm very sure I gotta go for:


1.Bungy Jump (66 Club)
2.Kintamani Volcano (Due to the foggy weather we unable to observe it)
3.Surfing Lesson
4.More clubs/cuisines/shopping/tourist attraction places
5.Having XXX with European Pig (Woo~~~ LOL...)

Sex Calories

Yo peeps, for those who would like to burn down some CALORIES yeah you should check this out man:



CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!!!
1.REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
-With her consent 12 Calories (Tf it's your 1st time)
-Without her consent 2,187 Calories (When ur hormones are raging, just do it)


2.OPENING HER BRA
-With both hands 8 Calories (Typical,take ur time)
-With one hand 12 Calories (Unless you are Louis Koo LOL)
-With your teeth 485 Calories (Haven't try yet)


3.PUTTING ON A CONDOM
-With an erection 6 Calories (Any dick n harry will sing karaoke)
-Without an erection 3,315 Calories (Unless the fella got ED)


4.POSITIONS
-Missionary 12 Calories (The most common & easy)
-69 lying down 78 Calories (Win-win position, I like)
-69 standing up 812 Calories (Too hard to execute, will try out one day)
-Wheelbarrow 216 Calories (Need a strong women to do it)
-Doggy Style 326 Calories (Yeah,spank me boy)
-Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories (Italian women loves it)


5.ORGASMS
-Real 112 Calories (The best part ever!)
-Fake 1,315 Calories (I don't give a damn! Jus continue my JOB~)


6.POST ORGASM
-Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories (The most ideal way to close the deal)
-Getting up immediately 36 Calories (Yeah after hugging & cuddling)
-Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories (Erm to pee?!)


7.GETTING A SECOND ERECTION
If you are:
-20-29 years 36 Calories (Mentally it's a problem, but physically erm a bit susah la)
-30-39 years 80 Calories (Erm unless he take another pill)
-40-49 years 124 Calories (Should be ok I guess for these uncles)
-50-59 years 1,972 Calories (Unsure about this, better ask ur father)
-60-69 years 7,916 Calories (I have no idea if they still can physically do it)
-70 and over Results are still pending (Gotta ask Hugh Hefner for this)


8.DRESSING AFTERWARDS
-Calmly 32 Calories (No a problem to all alpha males)
-In a hurry 98 Calories (No need to be in a rush)
-With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories (Better rush)
-With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories (Aduhai better book a hotel next time)


I came across this while I was too boring or what but anyhow I think these are REASONABLE! LOL.

3D2N of Penang+ Taiping Trip

Last weekend I just back from a trip. Erm okay I'm going to touch much this trip as everyone knows about what folks used to do there eating cuisine and visit some so-called "must-go-places" which I'm fed up with it. I know I'm such a mutter but I have to grumble about this trip. 1st the accomodation was like hell. 2nd the journey back to KL from Taiping was really sux. My younger bro and I were suffering like ouh I'm kinda speechless here. Our head were like spinning around around and around. It's really dizzy man. But compare to my younger bro. I have to say that he was N times worst than me. Try and imagine there was about 100+ km left to reach KL from X and he started to retch, vomit and spew. Until we gotta stop for few times to BUY the plastic bags from stalls for him. Yeah I think it's merely 15 times he spewed in car with plastic bags instead. Ouh. That's pity man.



P/S:
1.I did visit a place which full of wild boars come from jungle near my cousin sis's fiance's parents house(Taiping). Base on rumor, they said that after touching(sayang) the boars. It'll bring you wealth luck.

2.I have been reading Ms. Fly's & Mr. Darren's blogs about our sweet BALI TRIP~~ What I think I have to comment by here is "It's AWESOME!" Yeah I'm going to post Mr. Dave's version as soon as I get the pix"S" from Mr. Darren first.